Tag: dailyprompt

  • EASY ONE!

    If you had to give up one word that you use regularly, what would it be?

    Well, THIS is an easy one! I would give up the word “WORK”….heh heh heh

  • Most Important?

    What is the most important thing to carry with you all the time?

    Thats an EASY one….but with me thats a 3 part question! Because there is 3 things I NEVER leave the House without…

    1) My Gun, it doesn’t matter if Im going across the street to Walgreens for just a can of Soda, THATS EXACTLY when the SHTF!!! When your LEAST expecting it!

    2) My Pocket Knife, simply because every time I forget it…..I NEED it!

    3) My extra set of Keys! THIS one has already “Bitten me in the Ass” WAYYYYYY to many times! Stopped in 7-11 one day and left the motor running in my Truck, and friggin Schneider, my lil Schnauzer LOCKED the FUCKIN DOOR jumping up on it to look where DADDY is going! So there I stood like a freakin MORON locked out of my RUNNING Truck with my Dog locked in it! THAT one cost me $45 BUCKS for the “Pop-a-Lock” Dude! Ugh…….so what is it that YOU Never forget? Hmmmmmm?

  • Just ONE?

    Describe one habit that brings you joy.

    Well in this day and age not MUCH brings me joy! I mean EVERY single Morning, I check the news, (Noooooooo NOT the Main Stream Media! They’re Lying Moronic IDIOTS!) But ya know like “Dan Bongino, Tucker Carlson, Charlie Kirk, OAN (One American News) etc and it’s ALWAYS, ALWAYS, something thats even MORE FUCKED UP than the Day BEFORE! (((((((sigh))))))))) so what brings me JOY? …..ya REALLY wanna know? Well, I’d HAVE to say ……..Yep, he’s gonna say it……..

    WHACKIN MY HAM!!!! THAT brings me JOY! I can close my eyes and have sex with ANYONE i Want, any TIME I want, so THERE!

    Bada BOOM, Bada BING!!!!

  • LONG ASS STORY! LOL

    What’s the story behind your nickname?

    The Story of my Nickname is Hilarious! “Harry Smooth”, can you guess how I got THAT Particular NickName?? Take a Guess! The Winner gets 10% off their Next Purchase!……….READY???

    GO!

  • WASTE?……What WASTE?

    How do you waste the most time every day?

    I NEVER waste a single MOMENT of my Life! Every moment I am still “Above Ground” is NOT a Waste! It’s Spent doing Shit I Like to do! Fishing, Hunting, Camping, Reading, (Read ALOT! Mostly Dean R. Koontz Novels) How bout YOU?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Who is your favorite historical figure

    Well, ya wanted my favorite “Historical” figure, ya didn’t say “Fictional or Non Fictional” so my Choice is “Ragnar Lothbrok! The Infamous Viking Brother, Son, and Father famous for setting Viking Feet on English Soil somewhere between 801-900 AD. The Viking Chieftain would go on to become the First Duke of Normandy in France, and was no Relation to “Rollo” as portrayed in the TV Show on History Channel.

    Tough Wife too! “Lagertha” nearly killed

    Him, when Ragnar 1st proposed to Lagertha, she turned him away and expected him to be eaten by the Bear & Hound that guarded her home. But Ragnar being the Accomplished Warrior he was, Killed BOTH the Beasts and presented the bodies to Lagertha.

    Lagertha, impressed of Ragnar prowess agreed to marry him!

    NEXT….,,…, WHOS NEXT?

  • My Middle Name? LMAO

    What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

    Well, lesseee……Harry F. Smooth……Ill tell ya its not FRED! Nor is it Franklin……So I think Im gonna let ya’ll go WILD with your imagination on this one!

    if you KNOW me “Fairly Well” you’ll figger it out in NO time! Heh heh heh